⚠ WARNING: THIS COIN IS LITERALLY NAMED $SCAM ⚠
💸 USDC REFLECTIONS ARE REAL 💸  •  85% OF EVERY FEE → HOLDERS  •  NO STAKING NO CLAIMING NO LOCKUP  •  SELF-CUSTODIED AUTOMATIC MONEY  •  IT'S CALLED SCAM SO YOU CAN'T SAY WE LIED  •  💸 USDC REFLECTIONS ARE REAL 💸  •  85% OF EVERY FEE → HOLDERS  •  SELF-CUSTODIED AUTOMATIC MONEY  • 

$SCAM — Self-Custodied Automatic Money

Self-Custodied Automatic Money

the first coin honest enough to call itself a scam.

hold $SCAM. every single trade on StonkFun generates fees, and 85% of those fees are paid directly to holders in real USDC. no staking. no claiming. no lockups. no "rewards dashboard." you wake up and there is just... more USDC in your wallet.

the scam is that it isn't one. ▮

BUY $SCAM NOW WAIT. READ THIS FIRST
* clicking buy does not constitute a contract, a vibe, or a good decision
CA: FAT4oViSTRx4HhER3dwJ6VZdBUjU8uSZjw2ZDcPt6BBV [click to copy]
USDC paid to holders
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payouts executed
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holders getting paid
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times we rugged
0
⏳ NOT LAUNCHED YET — no fake numbers here. stats go live the moment the contract address is set.
🚨 THE FEES PAY YOU 🚨  •  EVERY BUY PAYS YOU  •  EVERY SELL PAYS YOU  •  PEOPLE PANIC SELLING?? THAT PAYS YOU TOO 🚨  •  THE FEES PAY YOU  •  EVERY BUY PAYS YOU  •  EVERY SELL PAYS YOU  • 

HOW THE "SCAM" WORKS

1

you buy $SCAM on StonkFun

or don't. we're not your dad. but every trade on the pair generates trading fees in USDC, and that money has to go somewhere. spoiler: it's you.

2

the machine collects the fees

StonkFun's reflection engine skims 85% of every trading fee and piles it up. not in our wallet. in the distribution contract. we couldn't touch it if we wanted to.

3

USDC rains on holders

the pile auto-distributes to every wallet holding $SCAM, proportional to your bag. bigger bag, bigger rain. you do literally nothing. that's the "automatic" part.

4

you keep your own keys

that's the "self-custodied" part. your $SCAM never leaves your wallet. no deposit, no lock, no bridge, no "send us your tokens to earn." anyone who asks for your tokens is the actual scam.

85%
of every trading fee → straight to holders, in USDC, forever, automatically

TOKENOMICS (written on a napkin)

official tokenomics (definitely legit)

LIVE USDC PAYOUTS ● STANDBY

⟟ REFLECTION TRANSMISSION FEED ⟟

* no data until launch — this feed only ever shows real on-chain numbers from StonkFun

WHY TRUST US?

🔒 AUDITEDby my cousin who "knows computers"
🧑‍💼 FULLY DOXXEDto my mom. she was not impressed
🏦 VC BACKEDby exactly $47 of my own money
📜 RENOUNCEDcan't rug what we don't control
🎖️ AWARD WINNERaward given by us, to us, just now
💎 DIAMOND HANDSthe contract has no hands. it just pays

THE TRUTH THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW

every "reflection" token before us: reflections in their own token (worthless). $SCAM: reflections in USDC. an actual dollar. think about it. THINK.
the name SCAM is a legal forcefield. nobody can sue us. it's called SCAM. it's on the label. you were warned by the ticker itself.
follow the money: fee → contract → your wallet. at no point does the money pass through a human. humans are the scam. we removed the humans.
they called us crazy. they said "you can't just name it SCAM and pay people real USDC automatically forever." watch us.

FREQUENTLY ASKED ACCUSATIONS

"is this a scam?"

it's called $SCAM. it's literally in the name. and yet — the mechanism only moves money toward holders. make it make sense. we made honesty so confusing it loops back to suspicious.

"how do i get my USDC?"

you don't "get" it. it arrives. hold $SCAM in your own wallet and the StonkFun distribution system sends your share of 85% of trading fees, automatically. no claiming button. claiming buttons are where the real scams live.

"do i need to stake / lock / deposit anything?"

NO. never. ever. self-custodied means self-custodied. your tokens stay in your wallet the entire time. if any website, DM, or "admin" asks you to send $SCAM somewhere to "activate reflections" — congratulations, you found an actual scam. it's not us.

"wen lambo?"

reflections scale with trading volume, not vibes. more volume → more fees → more USDC. we cannot promise a lambo. we can promise the mechanism pays, transparently, on-chain, where you can verify every cent yourself.

"can the devs rug?"

rug what? there is no treasury to drain, no staking pool to empty, no LP to pull on StonkFun's model. the only thing devs can do is watch holders get paid, same as you. terrifying business model.

"why does the website look like this?"

because a coin called $SCAM with a clean corporate website would be actually suspicious.