
every "rewards" token sells you the same dream: hold, get paid reflections, retire.
so we pulled every single reflection payment on StonkFun for 3 days
(1,542,015 payouts across 15 reward assets, over $5.4M at current dex prices) and watched all 102,242 recipients
to see what people actually do with their "rewards". no samples. no estimates. every swap.
spoiler: they dump them. then we built the coin that skips the whole charade. โฎ
| reward | paid by pool | recipients | dumped โค 1 hour | dumped โค 1 day | value dumped โค 1 day | median min to sell |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SOL** | LOOM | 3,352 | 67.6% | 88.3% | 88.6% | 10.2 |
| MCDX | FRIES | 4,672 | 36.5% | 51.6% | 82.4% | 24.8 |
| wXRP | UBER | 5,020 | 41.8% | 56.0% | 79.1% | 10.7 |
| ANTHROPIC | AGI | 12,124 | 31.2% | 42.6% | 68.4% | 20.2 |
| APPLX | TREE | 3,508 | 35.2% | 50.3% | 65.5% | 24.7 |
| STONK | KNOTS | 3,716 | 25.9% | 43.2% | 59.8% | 45.6 |
| USELESS | USEFUL | 6,180 | 26.4% | 41.4% | 58.2% | 34.7 |
| TAO | BUTT/CONST | 6,047 | 25.7% | 35.6% | 58.2% | 8.3 |
| DOGE | ELONCOIN | 7,085 | 33.4% | 39.2%* | 56.8% | 6.7 |
| ZEC | ZCAT/ZDOG | 27,073 | 26.6% | 37.5% | 55.3% | 28.4 |
| RAY | RAYCAT | 2,545 | 25.7% | 35.8% | 48.3% | 19.6 |
| WBTC | BTC | 5,797 | 27.4% | 39.5% | 45.6% | 20.7 |
| NEAR | NEARKAT | 2,704 | 29.5% | 35.9%* | 43.7% | 9.3 |
| HYPE | PURR | 6,858 | 22.2% | 33.4% | 43.4% | 30.0 |
| xSOL | LEVERCAT | 5,561 | 22.5% | 27.8%* | 35.4% | 6.4 |
% dumped = share of recipients whose first dex sell of the reward came within 1 hour / 1 day of a payout. value dumped = share of everything paid out that was sold within a day, capped per recipient at what they actually received. this is a full census: every payout, every swap, sep 4-7 2026, zero sampling. sorted by value dumped. *DOGE, NEAR and xSOL launched mid-window, so their real numbers are HIGHER. **SOL is counted per wallet: 88% moved it (any outflow) and 82% straight-up sold it on a dex within a day, capped at what they received. swap-only would miss native SOL, so we walked every recipient wallet instead. median time to first sell is under 30 minutes for nearly every asset: xSOL holders fold in 6.4 minutes, DOGE in 6.7. recipients + median columns hidden on mobile. full table on desktop.
nearly half of recipients dump their reflections within a day, and 59% of the value is gone with them. statistically, that's you. you're not earning ZEC or DOGE or McDonald's stock. you're earning a future trip to Jupiter.
gas is pennies. slippage won't kill you either, these pairs have liquidity. that's not the point. the point is reflections arrive as confetti: cents at a time, thousands of drops, in a token you didn't ask for. every drop is a chore: check it, swap it, repeat. forever. that's not income, it's a part-time job.
not some people. not sometimes. 91% of sellers dump the entire bag, in every market we measured. so we asked the obvious question: why is there a middle step?
not a token you're going to dump. an actual dollar, straight to your wallet, every time $SCAM moves. no swap. no slippage. no gas. no babysitting. you don't do anything. that's the feature. the dump is pre-dumped.
