convicted of fraud. $8B of customer money went on a little adventure.
pleaded guilty to fraud. turns out the moon was made of leverage.
pleaded guilty to fraud. "your keys, his coins."
charged by the SEC. but what a showman. BITCONNEEEECT.
no scam, just lil shid. the only green card on the wall.
launched $LAPTOP. down 98% in the first hour. "i also want to make some money." he did.
reserved for the next one. launch a scam, end up here. or launch $SCAM and end up on the nice list.
*convictions and guilty pleas are matters of public record. lawsuits and charges are labeled as such; "alleged" means alleged. photos: press and publicity stills. this is satire on a meme coin website, not a court filing. tomatoes are digital. no refunds.
3% tax on every trade, paid to holders in USDC. this is the only ad on the internet that admits it wants your money.
GET SCAMMED →